Something crazy happened to me.
Something that could have happened in Eastern Europe only:
I just finished my job and was about to drink a cappucino in my usual coffee place when that girl jumped on me. Her phone was broken and she needed to make a call so much.
She was so cute that I became suspicious: it could have been a trick or something.
But no, we are in Finland, nothing wrong ever happens here, she probably really needs help. I'll borrow her my phone but not here. Let's go to a warm place.
SPOILER: this girl is an adorable nymphomaniac!